Story time

Until she tripped over her own two feet [again], falling face first into a pile of dung.

Being a weirdo, she ate up the dung like it was a hot pocket and got back up.

Then like an even bigger weirdo she moved her tongue out of her mouth, wiggled it like a snake and then began to lick her own face with her own tongue.

But after a while she reminded herself that she was looking for a witch, so she got back up.

Having already stood up she made herself look even more like a fool as she tried stepping up the air like there was stairs but there was none so instead her foot fell hard and she broke it.

Some man was laughing so hard, that he accidentally kicked her down the sewer drain, a rat climbing up on her- he seemed friendly.

But looks could be deceiving, and it was just that as the rat acted as though it was going to nuzzle into her arm it then opened it's mouth up wide and then bit down on her arm as hard as it could manage.