Would you rather?

King/queen of the Zombies. ewe


Would you rather be a widow spider or a cockroach.

SPIDER!

Would you rather be eaten by the spider (me ;3) or the cockroach?

Cockroach. ewe..


Would you rather be chewed by a piranha or eaten by a shark.

Eaten by a shark

Would you rather pull out your toenails by hand or endlessly scrape your fingernails against a brick wall.

Pull out my toenails. At least it will be over quickly. XD

Would you rather go to hell with company or go to heaven where you would forever be alone?

Heaven.

Would you rather eat dog crap or eat a dead animal?

Dead animal.

Would you rather, freeze time forever or go in a never ending time loop; meaning doing the same thing over and over again.

Hmmm... Thats a tough one, cause you could freeze on somethin bad and the same with the other one. Hm, Prob freeze in time. Hurts a lot less then doin it over and over again.

Would you rather eat raw human meat or drink a smoothie made out of blood, urine and bones.

>DD Smoothie!

Would you rather have cheese cake or pie?

Cheesecakeeeeeeeeeeee C:

Would you rather fart for the rest of your life or die alone?

Well that makes no sense because we still fart either way... xDD

Fart.

Would you rather choke on a seed or gum?

On a seed.

Would you rather love your virginity at 7 or pee non-stop for the rest of your life o-o

Love or lose? xD

I meant lose, derp sorry.

Lol. Ish okai. c:

Pee non-stop. e.e My virginity doesnt go to just Anyone >c

Would you rather have a make out session with Satone's corpse or a piranha?

o-o
oh whoa
i guess Satone's corpse
I love my face D:

Would you rather yolo off Niagara Falls or yolo off Mt. Everest?

>> Touch Satone and you die. HE IS MINE! XD

o-o Niagara falls.

Would you rather be kicked into a volcano or be feed to a shark?

Kicked into a volcano. That way I can throw back my arms and say "I'M FLYING, JACK!"

Would you rather have your period three times a month, or never be able to get pregnant.

Never get pregnant. XD Child birth hurts.

Would you rather be adopted by a crazy family or have an extremely normal boring family?

An extremely normal boring family. Normal parents would be great.

Would you rather ear a hot pocket or drink a Coca Cola

v.v -takes offense to that comment.- WHAT? YOU DON'T LOVE ME NOW? I SEE HOW IT IS!

....ear a hot pocket? >>'''' I think I will drink coca cola.

Would you rather live in a dump or a swamp?

XD I still love you ~

Swamp C:

WOULD YOU RATHER
EAT A POO
OR DRINK A PEE

-lets someone else answer that- o-o'''

-Let's someone ELSE answer this- xDD

*Would force feed it to both of them* XD

Would you rather be forced to watch Teletubbies for a week, without break and without sleeping... or be given laxatives for a week?