A Wish With A Price

The poster says something to the above person about their wish. It has to be granted, but something bad has to happen.
Then that poster makes another wish. And so on.

For example:
Starter: I wish to be #1 poster.
Poster: Granted, but an admin deletes 99.99% of your posts. You're not #1 anymore.

I wish for Coke.

Poster #2: Granted, but when you open the bottle it fizzes onto your face.
(And so on)

Let's start:
I wish I could control my temper better

Granted, but you lose all your hair.

I wish my hair grew faster.

Granted, but your hair gets the mind of its own and takes over your life.

I wish it was always night time.

Granted, but you will be eternally blind.

I wish for a new toy car.

Granted, but it will become alive and eat you.

I wish I had a slice of watermelon.

Granted, but the person who sliced that watermelon will come and slice you.

I wish I can touch the sky.

Granted, but then the universe collaspes within itself.

I wish I did not keep forgotting stuff. (like posting a wish)

Granted, you will remember everything you had done wrong

I wish I can visit heaven

Granted, but then when you die you will go to Hell.

I wish I have a better memory but WON'T remember everything I did wrong.

Granted, but you will also not remember anything you did right.

I wish to live in a mansion by a lake.

Granted, but the lake is full of lava.

I wish I had a good memory, but did not remember all of the bad stuff and I DID remember all of the good stuff.

Granted, but you will not live long enough to reclaim any memories at all.

I wish I had good luck.

XD You got me there.

Granted, but everyone around you has terrible bad luck.

I wish my hicups would go away.

Granted, but the hiccups will come back and curse you.


I wish I could be immortal.

Granted, but your life is full of misery and everyone you love/care about die in a slow and painful death. :3

I wish I was actually nice.... sometimes.. without evil urges. XD

Granted, but instead of evil urges you have sexual urges.


I wish I lived in an anime world.

Granted but you will end up in a twisted hentai anime-orientated world

I wish I cannot feel pain.

Granted, but you cannot feel happiness.

I wish I lived in an anime world not filled with twisted hentai. ewe

Granted but you will simply not be able to interact with any fellow anime characters.

I wish I can feel happiness.

Granted, but you will feel sadness.


I wish I could live in an anime world that wasn't a twisted-hentai that I could interact with fellow anime characters.

Granted, you will be there in your dreams.

I wish I can live in harmony with those around me.

Granted, but the world blows up.

I wish my cat would stop staring at me like he is about to murder me.

Granted, he would do the intent instead of thinking of it.

I wish I can be forever young.

Granted, but you die young.

I wish I could travel the world.

Granted but not before you are past hundred.

I wish I ruled a country.