A Wish With A Price

Granted, but the country turns against you.

I wish I had coffee.

Granted, but it is so hot it burns your tongue off.

I wish I had a fish to feed my cat.

Granted, but the fish eats your cat instead.


I wish I had my tongue back.

Granted, but you loose your face.

I wish the fish did not eat my cat, but instead my cat eats it.

Granted, but the fish eats the cat from the inside out.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, you will receive a flight ticket to a country of your desire.

I wish I am the centre of the universe.

Granted, but the universe collides into you thus destroying it.

I wish I had my favorite pillow back. My mom stole mine.

Granted, but it smells like frog pee.

I wish I had starbucks coffee.

Granted, in exchange you sell your soul over to the company.

I wish I can see the world.

Granted, but the world becomes dull and boring.

I wish I could see a dolphin.

Granted, but the dolphin bites your nose off.

I wish I could meet an alien.

Granted, but it kidnaps you to do painful experiments on you.

I wish I had cheese.

Granted, but it chokes you.

I wish I had a mute button.

Granted, but that mute button never turns off. ( it always mutes)

Holli~ Your suppose to to say a wish you want.

OOPS.
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I wish I had a best friend :>

Granted, but they end up falling in love with you then die.

I wish I could grow wings.

Granted, put they are tiny wings and they don't do anything.

D< you didn't post a wish!

//cries because she failed again//

I WISH THAT I WAS BETTER AT TRANSFORMICE.

Granted, but you fail at everything else.

I wish YOU WOULD REMEMBER TO POST A WISH.

Granted, but sometimes I will post it in the wrong spot.

I wish I remembered to post a wish, xD

Granted, but then you become OCD about it and posting a wish takes over your life in a very unhealthy way.

I wish my cat would stop purring everytime I get undressed. .-.

lmfaooo ]

Granted, but instead he stares at your pussyyyyyyyyy.

YOU FORGOT TO POST A WISH